So I was getting my hair dyed from my boyfriend. Hes never dyed hair and neither have I but we decided to try it on my hair anyway. So heres our convo:
*bf pours liquid onto pie pan*
Me: wait! there's like a few crumbs on it still
Bf: I dont see any. Its not like its gonna affect the color
Me: yeah, but it my hair not yours. Besides, then that means im gonna have CRUMBY hair
Bf: *puts hand over face* oh gawd
Me: laughs for the next 15 minutes at my bad pun
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