* Why do novice pirates make terrible singers?
Because hey can't hit the high seas.
* The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect, and the judge told him he went a little overboard.
* Old pirates retire and grow corn for a buck an ear.
* A pirate wrote his wooden leg into his will as a legacy.
* The pirate captain's list was to starboard when he failed to ketch his bottle of port which fell onto the poop deck after he nearly keeled over.
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