Joe dies and arrives in hell.
There he meets the devil and is told that each person is offered several choices of torture that run in 1,000 year cycles.
The devil leads him to room after room of torture, each more horrible than the next.
Finally, they go to a room where a beautiful cheerleader is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer.
Joe says to the devil, �This is more like it.�
The devil replies, �Are you sure? It lasts for 1,000 years.�
Joe insists this is where he�d like to carry out his punishment.
So the devil walks over to the cheerleader and says, �You can go now. I�ve found your replacement.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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