Punchlines Wanted: Lightbulb Jokes for a Modern Age

Freudians, Firemen and Lawyers have had their day. It's time to invent some punchlines for Lightbulb Jokes that represent the people in today's economy and political environment.

Some ideas:

* TSA Agents
* Hedge Fund Managers
* Startup CEOs
* Hipsters
* Tea Party Members
* Vaccine Denialists
* Nigerian Scammers
* Furries
* Unmanned Drones
* Cosplayers

I'm not smart enough to write these myself, but I'm sure the reddit hive mind can come up with some crackers.

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