A boy asks a girl to prom and she says yes. So he makes a list of all the stuff he needs to do to get ready. "I gotta get a suit" so he goes to the suit store, stands in the suit line and rents a suit. "Have to get her some flowers!" so he goes to the flower store, stands in the flower line and gets her some flowers. "Now we have to get there in style" so he goes to the limo store, stands in the limo line and rents a limo. Prom night arrives and he goes to pick up the girl in the limo, he's all spiffed up and she's lookin sexy. They get to the prom and dance for a while and when they sit down she says "I'm hungry, could you get me something to eat?" so he goes to the buffet, stands in the buffet line and gets her some food. She eats it all up then says "I'm thirsty, could you get me something to drink?" so he goes to get her something to drink and there's no punch line.
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