Relish today, ketchup tomorrow!
A hamburger walks into the bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it.
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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