A bartender sets a contraption down with a hole, saying "There is a bottle of wine in this hole, whoever can take it out can have it for free, but if you break it, then you pay for it."
So everyday, people try and take the bottle out, but all couldn't take it out without breaking it. Everyday beer bottles are broken, but the machine has enough storage to refill it. Eventually no one tries to take it out.
Then a regular who hasn't been to the bar in years finds out of this contraption, and decides to test his luck. Amazingly, in his first try, he carefully takes the bottle out. An uproar fills the bar, and everyone praises the man.
The bartender, amazed, asks him "How did you take that beer out?"
The man simply replied, I've seen enough of these tricks to remember to take it out every time.
The bartender simply mutters, "If only I remembered to pull out every time."
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