The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: *"Hello mate, how are you doing?"*
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, *"Not too bad, thanks."*
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. *"So, what are you up to?"*
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, *"Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"*
The next thing I heard him say was, *"Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."*
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