A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch, talked about his problems for an hour then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked him a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said,
"Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
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