Welcome to the Psychiatiric HotLine
If you are obsessive-compulsive...... Press 1 Repeatedly
If you are co-dependent........
Ask someone to Press 2
If you have multiple personalities...... Press 3,4 and 5
If you are paranoid-delusional.......
We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are manic-depressive..........
It doesn't matter which number you press No one will answer.
Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to Press.
Thank You for Calling & Have a Nice Day!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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