Prostitute and Nymph


Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?


A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

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