Prom

A man is really excited about taking his girlfriend out to prom. He wants it to be perfect and to make her happy.

First, he goes to rent a tuxedo. However, a lot of other men are there too, getting their tuxedos for the prom. Finally, after an hour, he rents the tuxedo and leaves.

Next, he goes to the florist to buy some flowers for his girlfriend. But yet again, there is a huge line to get flowers, and he ends up waiting two hours to finally get them. Finally, he pays for the flowers and leaves.

Now that he has flowers and a tux, he needs to rent a limousine. He chooses one he likes and calls the company. However, there is yet again a huge line, and he is put on hold for three hours. Eventually, the limousine is rented and he goes to sleep.

On the day of the prom, he sees fruit punch. He goes to get some for his girlfriend and himself. Luckily for him, there is no punchline.