A man and his girlfriend were having sex for the first time. The man says to his girlfriend, "So you know exactly what position I'm in?"
She replies, "Yes,"
The man repeats, "You know EXACTLY what position I'm in?"
The girlfriend, slightly annoyed snappped, "Yes, I know EXACTLY what position you're in."
So they have sex, and the man finished in 30 seconds, and his girlfriend was disappointed.
"Well that didn't take too long, did it?"
The man replied, "Wait, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle doesn't apply to men?"
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