Husband is a programmer.
Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk.
If they have bananas, bring 6.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!
Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.
He still doesn't understand why his wife yelled at him since he did exactly as she told him.
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