Prince obituary headline

from a Washington Post contest a dozen or so years ago, asking readers to write an obituary headline for any celebrity, whether or not they were dead yet:

"Artist formerly known as artist formerly known as Prince now former artist formerly known as artist formerly known as Prince"

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