He opens the back door and looks for anyone to help him as the line up is getting long. All he finds is the custodian.
He signals to him and asks to cover for him. The custodian says he has no idea what to do.
"That's easy. Just listen to the confession, look on the wall inside the confessional, there is a piece of paper with each sin and its punishment written down."
Easy enough, the custodian thinks.
First girl who comes in and confesses she told a lie to her mother and swore at her in the morning.
The custodian looks up at the piece of paper, finds both swearing and lying and promptly tells her to do one rosary. Easy.
The next girl walks in and confesses she gave her boyfriend a bj that morning.
The custodian, a little abashed, looks for bj on the piece of paper. Nothing.
Frantically he opens the back door and only sees a choir boy.
"Hey, what does the priest normally give for a bj?", the custodian asks.
The boy answers, "I dunno. A bag of chips and a soda pop?"
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