The two gents are sat across a table from each other on a very quiet, slow-moving train and having a polite and happy chat about the differences and similarities in their roles and beliefs. After a few hours the two are getting on so well that they begin to share stories about their own lives, the paths which lead them to their job and then to their moments of slight rebellion.
The priest looks around the carriage swiftly to check nobody is listening and then leans forward to ask "As much as it is not permitted, be honest mate, have you ever had a wee bite of a bacon sandwich? For me its the best thing about breakfast." The Imam pauses, does a similar scan of the surrounding area in the carriage and quietly says "This stays between us as men of faith. Yes, I must admit I did once let my curiosity get the better of me and had one - it was rather good."
The priest smiles and leans back in his chair at this reply, looking slightly smug for having learned of this slip. The Imam then fires back with "As a priest of the Catholic faith, we all know you aren't allowed to have sex but be honest, have you ever slipped whilst you held this post?". The priest's face dropped a little and he leaned in to whisper " I will trust you to keep this quiet, yes I did once meet a beautiful woman on holiday and she invited me to her room after a few drinks and we... well you know".
At this the Imam didn't smile or recline as the priest had, instead he leaned in closer and asked "So how was it?".
"It was one of the best experiences I can remember having" replied the priest.
Leaning in that little bit further, the Imam said with a barely hidden grin "Beats a fucking bacon sandwich doesn't it"
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