the queen and princess diana were driving through the forest in their landrover when they were stopped by an armed robber. The robber demanded the queens cash. She replied don't you know my man that I dont carry cash. He then demanded dianas jewels , she replied I'm the most beautiful woman in the world I don't wear jewels. He ordered them out and stole the land rover. When he was gone Diana asked the queen where she had hid her cash she replied up my snatch. where did you hide your jewels the queen asked diana, the same she replied. ts a pity Fergi wasn't here said diana we could have saved the Land rover.
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