Dick Cheney enters the Oval Office, where he finds President Bush busy playing with his Garbage Pail Kids collection.
"Mr. President," Cheney says, "I have some disconcerting news about the War in Iraq."
Bush glances up from his busywork and says, "Give it to me straight, Dick".
Cheney says, "Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were just killed by the insurgents."
Bush collapses to his knees and howls in grief, Cheney is shocked. Finally, Bush clambers to his feet and, wiping tears from his face says, "Aw Dick, how many millions are in a brazillion?"
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