After his sermon, he gets up at the front of the pulpit and yells to the crowd,
"I am the minister of this congregation and I make $300 a week and that's not enough to live on"
Next the deacon of the church gets up and yells "I am the deacon of the church, and I make $400 a week and that's not enough to live on"
Next the organist of the church stands up and yells, "i am the organist of this church and I make $1000 a week and THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS"
LAST LINE IS SUNG IN YOUR BEST ETHEL MERMAN
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