After dinner one night, I asked my son Jimmy to fetch a broom from the back porch so I could sweep the floor. Complaining,
he said, “But it’s dark out there. I’m afraid.”
I said to him, “It’s OK, God is with you.” Slowly Jimmy opened the porch door and said, “God, if you’re out there, would you hand me the broom?”
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