Pound of mud

At work in a garage and my coworker was working on a very muddy truck.
Coworker- I just beat a pound of mud off of this driveshaft.
Me- You can beat a pound of mud off of my dick.
Coworker- Why the hell is there a pound of mud on your dick?
Me- Because I've been fucking your mother!

I laughed hysterically and he hasn't spoken to me since.

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