My friend works in a post office. One day, a man handed ten postcards to my friend and ask her to put them in the mailbox. She noticed that they had all been addressed but none of them contained a message, so she asked the man why the postcards nothing written on them.
The man said, "I told everyone that I'd send postcards, but I didn't say I'd write a message."
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