A Polish construction worker is on a job site working when a steel beam falls from a few stories above and severs his ear. Police and medics arrive and beggin searching for his severed ear so they can reattach it as soon as possible.
After a few frantic hours of searching, one of the medics finally finds a severed ear and quickly takes it to the Polish worker and asks "sir, is this your ear," to which the Polish worker responds "no you idiot, my ear had a pencil behind it."
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