A Polish man walks up to the counter and order a polish sausage, fries and a coke. The man behind the counter asks him if he is Polish. He reponds by asking him if he would ask him if he was Mexican if he ordered a taco, or if he were Italian if he ordered a slice of pizza. The man responds "no." "So why are you asking me if I'm polish?" asks the Polish guy. The man behind the counter tells him "this a hardware store, sir."
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