I was dating this girl named Ella and then she left me for this other guy named Sam. I was really angry so I decided to poison by selling them bad eggs. On their combined tombstone was written Sam N' Ella.
Edit: I just made this up. I'll try to figure out better delivery and repost later. At least it was original!
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