A man and a woman are getting drunk in a bar and arguing over who is better, women or men. Finally, the woman says, "I bet I can piss higher on a wall than you can." The man, seeing he can't lose, takes her bet. They go outside to the ally and the woman hikes up her skirt, bends over and pees on the wall about 3 feet up. She is proud of it and offers the man his chance. He unzips his pants and begins aiming when the woman says, "Nope. No hands!"
It's not my joke, but I can't remember where I heard it so long ago.
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