"I'm Prete, and my ice is pracked hard as a brick." Pete's ice was so good, he even tried to sell it to Eskimos. The Eskimos asked Pete why they should buy his ice to make igloos when they had free ice all around them, and Pete said, "Pracked ice makes perfect."
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