Johnny and his friend were at school and heard the word "penis" outside. Johnny's friend asked him if he knew what a penis was.
Johnny said he didn't know but would ask his dad when he got home.
That evening, Johnny asked his dad, "Dad, what's a penis?"
His father took him into the bathroom, lowered his pants and proudly announced, "Son, that's a penis. Not only is it a penis, but it's a perfect penis."
The next day at school, Johnny found his friend and took him into the bathroom. Johnny lowered his pants and said, "See that? That's a penis. Not only is it a penis, but if it were three inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis."
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