Ben, a young man, came to a village and chanced upon a penis-size completion. Being the gaudy chauvinist, he decided to enter it without second thoughts.
When he walked up to the counter, he asked the attendant what was the requirements for entering the competition.
The attendant asks Ben how big his penis was, and Ben confidently replied," It's a good old 10 inches, sir."
The attendant shook his head and told Ben not to bother; last year a man who flew kites with his penis only came runner-up.
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