My old man used to tell this one..
Pedro, a skinny Mexican teenager, worked at the local shoe store. Every day on his way home from work he passed the local brothel. Every day Maria, a homely 300 pound prostitute would hang her ample barely concealed breasts over the balcony and call to him. "Hey Pedro, can I wind your clock?" Every day he would smile and turn red, but keep on walking. Finally one day she called to him, "Hey Pedro, can I wind your clock?" and he sheepishly asked her how much it would cost. "Only 10 pesos for you, Pedro," she called down. Pedro looked around, the street was empty, so he slipped in the door and went up to Maria's room. He knocked on the door, Maria opened it, and quickly enveloped him into her vast bulk. For the next week, Pedro avoided Maria's street. Finally he walked past the brothel again on his way home from work. Maria was there on her balcony and called down to him. "Hey Pedro, can I wind your clock?" Eyes wide, Pedro shook his head. "No thank you," he said, "It is still ticking from the last time!"
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