Pedophile


My girlfriend broke up with me today."


"I'm sorry man. Why did she break up with you?"


"She called me a pedophile!"


"Are you serious??"


"Yeah, But then I asked her, 'Isn't pedophile a big word for a 9 year-old?'"


Submitted by stephd3
Edited by Calamjo

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