A friend of mine heard his aunt was hospitalized last week. Since he had always been very close with his aunt he decided to visit her right away. When he got into the hospital room he noticed a bowl of peanuts next to the bed. "Is it ok if I take a peanut?" he asked. "Yes dear, off course. Take whatever you want." his aunt answered. After a few minutes of talking his aunt dozed of a bit. My friend didn't want to leave right away, so he decided to watch the news on the tv in the room before saying goodbye. He was very hungry so he took a few more peanuts. After some time his aunt started to wake up again. "I'm very sorry, I was so hungry. Before I realized I had eaten all your peanuts." he apologized. "Don't worry child," his aunt replied, "ever since I lost all my real teeth, I only suck off the chocolate anymore."
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