A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review her records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Ms. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank goodness," returned Ms. Carr, with a giant grin on her face. "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash!"
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