A movie director started filming in the middle of a dessert.
One day, an old native American dropped by and whisperred quietly.
"It rains tomorrow."
For real, it rained the next day. 1 week later, the native American dropped by again.
"Storm tomorrow."
There really was a storm the next day; they couldn't film anything.
The director talked to his associate director.
"That indian is really amazing. We should pay him to predict the weather for us."
The Indian accepted the job, and he got paid for a while. However, one day, the Indian suddenly stopped visiting the film crew. The director ordered his associate director.
"Why is that Indian not coming? We have to film an important scene tomorrow, so go ask him the weather."
The associate director visited the Indian to ask. The Indian answered.
"I have no idea. My radio got broken."
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