Pastor keeps chickens in a pen near the church. One day one of the chickens went missing and Pastor decided he would bring it up in mass the following day. At the end of mass, Pastor stops everyone and asks "Does anyone have a cock?". All the men got up. "Sorry I meant has anyone grabbed ahold of a cock that isn't theirs?" All the women got up. "No, has anyone seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half the church got up. "Oh for heaven's sake! Who has seen MY cock?" All the choir boys got up. Pastor's wife then fainted.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.