A 6 year old boy goes with his dad to his bosses house, in the conversation he overheats his dad say "bitch and bastard". He asked what it meant. The dad replied, "It means boy and girl."
They went home and as he walked in, his mom who was chopping carrots in the kitchen cuts herself and yells "Fuck". The boy asked what it meant and she said "cutting yourself."
The boy then continued upstairs where he heard his dad yell "Shit". He goes into the bathroom to see what's wrong and his dad was in the middle of shaving and had cut himself. The boy then asked what "shit" meant and his dad told him it meant "shaving cream"
All of a sudden the doorbell rings and there are 2 people, a woman and a man. They ask for his parents. The boy says, "Hello bitches and bastards. My parents are busy right now. My mom's in the kitchen fucking herself and my dad is upstairs putting shit on his face."
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