...and is greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to Paddy "You may enter, Paddy, but first you must answer one question."
He then asks Paddy "What is the the name of thy Lord?"
Paddy replies "Harold."
"Harold?" asks St. Peter, "How did you arrive at that?"
"Oh, it's in the Lords Prayer... Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".
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