Paddy Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are all waiting for their job interview.

Paddy Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are all sitting in the waiting room; patiently waiting to be called in for their job interview.

Paddy Englishman is the first to be called in.
The first thing Paddy Englishman notices is that the Manager has one ear at the top of his head and the other is at the bottom.

The interview is going well when the Manager asks, "So, before you go is there anything strange you notice about me?"

Paddy Englishman replies, "Well, your ears are a bit wonky!" The manager tells Paddy Englishman he hasn't got the job and needs to go back to the waiting area.

Paddy Englishman walks out and says to the other two, "Try not to mention the Managers ears, he's awful sensitive about them."


Paddy Scotsman is up next.
As soon as he walks in he just starts laughing! The Manager asks what he finds so funny?
Paddy Scotsman replies, "Look at the state of your fuckin' ears pal", and laughs himself out the door.


Paddy Scotsman warns Paddy Irishman, "Whatever you do don't bring up his ears!"

With Paddy Englishman and Scotsman's advice' Paddy Irishman is confident he'll get the job. He gets called into the office.

The interview isn't going too bad then the Manager asks, "Before you leave; using your observational skills, is there anything different you can tell about me?'

Paddy Irishman studies him for a bit, "I believe you're wearing Contact Lenses."

"Well done, you've got the job. You're just the type of person we've been looking for!"
Paddy Irishman shakes the Managers hand and gets up to leave. Just as he gets to the door the Manager stops him and asks,"Paddy, if you don't mind me asking, how did you know I was wearing contact lenses?"

Paddy Irishman turns around, "Well, you'll not get a pair of glasses with ears like that you stupid lookin' cunt!"