Paddy: "Mick, ye alright? Whadd'ye see down there?"
Mick: "I'm fine aye, but it's too dark to see. Have ye a match?"
Paddy: "Aye, here you go."
Mick: "... This match isn't working!"
Paddy: "That's funny, it worked when I used it."
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