overweight plane


A plane has to many people in it and it is going to crash if
some people wont jump out. The thing is there are no
parachutes left. The captain says, "Hello passengers. I dont
know how to say this so i'll just say it. We need
3 people to jump out of this plane." The first person to
volunteer is an English man. He says, "Remember England
and the great Queen!" and jumps out of the plane. The next
person to volunteer is a Frenchman. He says,
"Remember France and the great Eiffel Tower!" and jumps out of
the plane. The last person to volenteer is an
American man. Before he jumps out of the plane he says,
"Remember the Alamo!" and throws a Mexican out of the
plane.

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