Osama Bin Laden has appeared on TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion yesterday.
To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded, Osama stated that he: "watched the rugby on Saturday and The Blues were shit."
UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 2 years.
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