He arrives and the devil greets him. "Welcome" the devil says. "You have been a very bad man and you deserve to be here". "I will give you three options and you will decide which one you will do for eternity!"
The devil takes Osama to the first door and opens it. There is Michael Jackson filling up a jug of water and emptying it, over and over.
"How about this?" The devil asks..
"Nope, looks kind of boring" Osama replies.
The devil takes him to another door and opens it. Inside is George Bush swinging a pick and breaking rocks. Osama looks at the devil, "No thanks".
The devil opens the next door, and there is Bill Clinton getting a blowjob from Monica Lewinski. Osama's eyes light up "Yep, I'll do this". The devil asks "You sure?". Osama replies "Yes!"
The devil then looks in and says "Ok, Monica you can leave"
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