Ordinary Differential Humor

A bunch of continuous functions were hanging out at a bar, having a few drinks and having fun. The door swings opened and the differential operator walked in. All the functions started scrambling and ran out the door except one lonely function.

The differential operator ran up to him and yelled "I differentiate you!!" The function looked at him then started drinking again. The differential operator yelled again "I differentiate you!!" But the function didn't even flinch a muscle. He just sat there happily. Then even again and even louder the differential operator screamed "I differentiate you!!!!!" This time the function looked up at him and said "you can differentiate me all you like. I'm e^x "

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