A man goes to see his friend to check out his new house. He arrives at the address and finds himself outside an incredible mansion. He knocks on the door and his friend answers, but there is something very different about him. His friend has a huge orange head.
"What the hell happened to you?!" the man asks.
"Come in and I'll tell you the whole story."
They sit down and the friend begins, "I was walking along the beach a week ago when I tripped on something. I looked down, and there was this brass lamp. I picked it up and all of a sudden this genie pops out and says he'll grant me 3 wishes.
So I said I wanted to be rich beyond my wildest dreams, which is how I got this house and all this stuff.
Then I wished to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, which is how I met her." He points to his wife who is indeed jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
"Then for my third wish...and this is where I think I may have gone wrong...you see, I wished for a huge orange head."
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