(translated from Russian.)
after the marriage Lucy asks her new husband:
Lucy: Darling now that we are married, Will you start drinking again?
James: Don't worry my love, I promise I will only drink on special occasions and at the sauna.
Lucy: Oh my, im so relived to hear that.
James: By the way darling what holiday is today?
Lucy: I don't thing there is a one today, Why do you ask?
James: No reason. Well then, If you need me! Ill be at the Sauna.
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