Only A Head

Mary and John are a young couple that have tried everything to have children. Due to John's advanced age he cannot inseminate Mary. They decide to go to the local orphanage to acquire one their fine, young people. "What is the timeline you are working with?" says the man in charge. "We would love to adopt as soon as possible. We just want to put all of our love into this one little ball of sunshine!" says Mary. "I usually don't do this, but we have a special case. You two seem to be the best for the job,and we can give him to you as soon as today" says the man. "We are up for anything. We have the means, and the love to give the boy a good home. What, though, is wrong with him?" says John. The man replied, "Well...It's...Um....Well it's better that I show you." The three approach an opened, size 10 shoe box facing away from them, toward a window. "Frank...some people are here to see you!" says the man. A small voice comes from the shoe box, "REALLY!? Show them to me!" The man picks up the shoe box, and the couple is surprised to see a young boy with no legs, arms, or torso. Frank was just a head. "How would you like a warm home and two loving parents?" Says John. A single tear rolls down Frank's face. "Do you know how long I've waited for this?" says the head. The rest of the day was spent in pure bliss for the young couple who gained a 1/6 of a son, and for the young cranium who gained two whole parents! The boy soon begins being homeschooled by Mary, who is too protective to send Frank to public school. Frank lives a life of seclusion. He finishes high school at an early age. He graduates college, and begins work at google. He invents the Google glass at age 20. His parents are exponentially proud, but feel he has missed out on a normal life. Frank's 21st birthday rolls around. His usual birthdays went like any normal day only Mary would bake him a cake, and John would give him a new pair of ear-muffs. This year, however, was different. John says to Frank, "You're 21 today son, I'm going to take you out for your first beer." Frank replies, "Yayyyyyy, I love you Dad!" The two walk into the bar "Bar Tender, give me and my son one of your best beers" The father poors the beer into Frank's mouth...*poof* as if by magic, a torso appears, and its attached to Frank! "Oh my Fuck." they all say in unison. "Give my son another beer" says John. John poors the beer *zap* legs appear on Frank's body. The father poors another beer into his now leggy son. *snap* Arms appear on the somehow, fully clothed, 21 year old, Frank! "BAR TENDER MY SON IS A FULL HUMAN BEING! GIVE US ONE MORE BEER TO CELEBRATE!" says John. "CHEERS" they all say, the glasses clink as they all take a sip. *CRASH* a single solitary glass shatters as if it fell right out the air. "Oh my God, my son...he has disappeared...right before my eyes" says John. The Bar Tender replies, "I guess he should have stopped while he was aHead."