So a guy walks into a bar and he asks for a special drink. The bartender then says " I recommend the " One, two, maybe three" cocktail.". The guy then asks " Great, but what's in it? "
The bartender then says:
" In a pot, you put one, two, maybe three glasses of vodka, then one, two, maybe three wine glasses, you mix them up, then you add one, two, maybe three beer glasses, and one, two, maybe three glasses of cognac. You heat them up, and after it cools down you drink one, two, maybe three glasses, and when you get up, you're up for one, two, maybe three seconds. "
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