I used to work in chicago at an old department store, i used to work in chicago i dont work there anymore.
So this lady came in looking for (insert any object)
A (the object) from the store?
(The object) she wanted, (related sexual object) she GOT!
AHHHH!! I dont work there anymore.
My favourite is a kit kat from the store? Kit kat she wanted, four fingers she got! AHH! I dont work there anymore.
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