When she and I awoke the next morning I asked her (while holding back a smile) what she'd eaten and why did her breath smell like cum? “That's funny,” she replied with a wink, “I was about to ask you why your breath smells like shit.” I then realized the bad taste in my mouth wasn't just morning breath and guilt. I was rinsing and spitting like no tomorrow!
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